KluhJo: I can only hope my plane crashes so I can't feel anymore.
twitchy_fingers: You know how when a plane crashes, only the tail remains intact? Guess where I'm sitting on the plane? The very last row. XD
jessiepee: and even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to disappoint me, by not burning in the wreckage,
mikejjennings: @GriddleOctopus I love the "weird fact" on that story: donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes! Who'd have known?
twoseat: @qikipedia The experts thought that plane crashes cause menstruation? And they couldn't even spell it correctly?
gutawafang: The sky darkens. My life flashes. The plane i was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes.
kiraplatinum: where are all of these murderous donkeys coming from? // RT @vivisauris: #omgfacts more people are killed by donkeys than in plane crashes
karinotcarrie: #omgfacts Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
mYA_LYN: wat the eff is a seat belt on an airplane gone do? if the plane crashes evbody effed up! it aint like its gonna prevent whiplash or sum ish
bookbarkcovers: Heres some benficial information from Totallyuseless trivia. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
KaylaDanielle96: I hope your plane crashes and burns to ashes :)
jharrison12: RT @a49ersyko: @ddockett i hope your plane crashes and i'll piss on your grave: your a complete idiot 49ers blow and so does your city
kleinluka: @NickyJames you have any good jokes about plane crashes?
Thatseelyah: RT @nathanmisfits: Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. #nathanfacts (via @mirandajul)